ManCity Anchor Bet... Lord Help Us - GW6 EPL Bets

With the fixtures piling up, we’re trying to find some good value in “sure thing” results this weekend. Parlaying ManCity moneyline with other games was just too tempting a proposition, so we got a little creative with our wagers. The value is there, but if Coutinho spanks one in from 30 yards in the 85th minute… we’re doomed.

Season total: -3.0 units

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Add to the Gambling Watch List - GW4 EPL Bets

After licking our proverbial wounds from last weeks’ losses, James and Nolan try to not be like Pep and overthink upcoming matchups. There are some obvious lines in GW4 and (hopefully) we took the smart options to get into the black… And like a weird voyeur - we’re keeping an eye on a few bets without actually participating.

Season total: -0.5 units

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Cherry Picking Stats for Narrative - GW3 EPL Bets

We started the podcast with a whole lot of nothing - just a wing and a prayer. But we collaborated for 6 solid (not good, but solid) EPL bets for the upcoming weekend. Please tail us if you dare. There is some logic assisting us this week, but mostly vibes.

Season total: +4.5 units

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Confidently Second Guessing GW 1 EPL Bets

Shaking off our Women’s Euro hangovers - we need to start betting on EPL in earnest! We admit that gameweek 1 of the EPL season is always a bit of a crap-shoot, but we have a few safe bets to follow….

4:25am alarms, too much coffee, overreacting to lineups, calling professional athletes donkeys, and injury-time beats… The Premier League is back.

Season total: 0.00 units (we start tracking this after gw1)

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EPL Week 24 - The fallacy of the gambler

After an unplanned hiatus, we are back ahead of week 24. A couple weeks of chaos in the premier league, the players are tired, the bodies are weak, and we try and find the wrinkle to make some units off their misfortune. Most likely we will not succeed, but please tail along regardless.

Season total: -2.20 units

Bet Review: 24:00

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